About You

 Well, if you heard what my bride said at our wedding reception you'd see some attempt to justify her actions:

Earl B:(https://fluffyalbert.blogspot.com/2024/07/prayer-for-all-children.html)

It was our wedding night. She had pressed me on getting married and everything. She felt it would be nostalgic. We set up everything incredibly and traditionally. A great place, bigg guest list, reception and everything. Once we were pronounced man and wife, that's when things changed. During the wedding reception, she got inebriated and boisterous. At our table, I started noticing she was glancing and sort of flirting with one of the best men. I asked her what she was doing, she said just celebrating and having a good time. Next thing you know, she gets up to go do something, says she'll be right back. After about 40 minutes, I started wondering where she was. Seemed all the guests were in their own world and hadn't noticed she wasn't there either. So I got up to go look for her. Next thing you know, I spot her in one of the rooms in the house we rented bumping and grinding on the floor with that best man! Best mann my --s! The bride getting it on with the best man on her own wedding night. I confronted her. She snapped at me as if she was annoyed her husband caught her in an act of infidelity on their wedding night. She retorted "This wedding isn't about you!". Then who's it about? Needless to say, we filed annulment paperwork the next day. Lots of money, wedding gifts and time wasted. Total embarrassment actually!